CRYPT WORLDS

CRYPT LADY

In our world, you can die at any time, for no reason whatsoever. This single fact has acted the primary inspiration for Nindendy's new Triple-A HitGame "Elizabeth Crypt Girl: The Game That Plays You".
A reflecting pool of the futility we all experience, "Crypt Game Desire" is the only game that painstakingly replicates the banal conditions which define all our lives. You will collect gold, only to forget what point there is in collecting gold. You will grind against the walls of the crypts, yearning for any sensation in this lonely hellworld. You will laugh- and then realize there is nothing to laugh about- and then cry. Then you will cry even more. After several hours of this your tears will flood the room and you will suffocate as a result of your own realizations into the true nature of waking life.
Enter Crypt World- the knife which will cut through the thin veil which obscures the infinite nothingness contained within our lives. Nothing will survive beyond this point.

 

CONTENTS:

"CRYPT WORLDS: YOUR DARKEST DESIRES, COME TRUE" (VIDEO GAME)

"DICTIONNAIRE CRYPTICUS" (GUIDEBOOK)

"HORRIBLE SCREAMING MURDERER IV - THE GAME" (VIDEO GAME, PC ONLY)

"VISIONS OF IMPOSSIBLE, SHADOWY BEINGS WHICH DWELL IN THE ABANDONED CORRIDORS OF THE FRENCH CATACOMBS" (PHENOMENA)

 

DOWNLOADS:

PC

Mac

Linux

Game Jolt Mirror Page

 

WATCH THE OFFICIAL TRAILER:

 

AWARDS AND ENDORSEMENTS:

In the shadows of Nindendy HQ, a cabal of "Professional Game Critics" toil away, performing unholy rites with the pure blood of Shigeru Miyamato. In this most unrighteous of acts they desperately hope for only one thing: to ascertain what the next "GOTY" could possibly be... Suddenly- a sign. "CRYPT WORLD" appears in blood as it drips off the altar. It has been done- the Game which will define the year of 2013 has shown itself. Here are a few of its awards.

OFFICIAL SEAL OF THE PORP
EXCELLENT FOR KID
A1 GOBLET
CROWN THING AWARD
APPROVED BY A GHOUL

 

APPROVED WALKTHROUGH BY PORPENTINE:

In this helpful walkthrough, seasoned Games Destroyer "Porpentine" runs you through all the important secrets and has plenty of tips! This is the *ONLY* official walkthrough! Accept no doppelgangers!

 

CREDITS:

CREATOR TEAM IS:

ELIZABETH DEADMAN - (MADE VIDEO GAME)

LILITH - (???)

CICADA MARIONETTE - (???)

AUDIO TEAM IS:

LIZ RYERSON - (ALL MUSIC AND SFX EXCEPT THIS ONE THING I MADE AND THE GLITCH SOUND I RIPPED FROM POKEMON BUT THAT'S A GLITCH SOUND SO IDK IF THAT COUNTS AS SOMETHING NINTENDO ACTUALLY MADE BUT SHE BASICALLY DID EVERYTHING THANK YOU LIZ YOU DID A GREAT JOB!!!)

LILITH - (THE GOLD BUG TEMPLE SONG)

FONT TEAM IS:

MOLLY - SWORD FONT (IT CAN BE DOWNLOADED HERE!)

HORRIBLE SCREAMING MURDERER IV - THE GAME TEAM IS:

YU SUZUKI - (DIRECTED THE GAME)

HORRIBLE SCREAMING MURDERER - (HIMSELF)

THE A-TEAM IS:

COLONEL JOHN SMITH - (COLONEL JOHN SMITH)

LT. TEMPLETON ARTHUR PECK - (LT. TEMPLETON ARTHUR PECK)

CAPTAIN H.M. MURDOCK - (CAPTAIN H.M. MURDOCK)

MR. T - (MR. T)

 

Any questions, concerns, or ideas? Email me at
miracleproductions@hotmail.com
Thanks!

 

LINKS:

Buy the Crypt Worlds OST here!

Read the guide online!

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